F1RST 0FF, WE HAVE T0 SAY.. WE 0WN YER DUMB ASS.  
4ND R3MEMB3R, DUMB ASS 1S OFT3N CUTE 4SS.  AND WE L1KE CUTE ASS.

S3C0ND, WE HAVE TO SAY.. B00BZ.



S1NC3 WE AR3 N0W INTERN3T TERR0RISTZ, W3 F1GURE WE SH0ULD DEMAND
S0ME RANSOM OR SOMETHING.  SO, PAY US 80 GIRLIEZ, 4 BILLION IN
CONDOMS AND UNMARKED PENTHOUSE MAGS, AND MAYBE A CAR OR TWO.  THEN
WE STOP HACKING YOUR DUMB ASS.



T0 ALL Y0U F3DZ TRACKING US, ST0P.  WE'RE L0V3RS, N0T MAL1CI0UZ
HACK3RS.  B3F0RE H4CK1NG, W3 W3R3 TRAIN3D BY CAROLYN 'CRACKWHORE'
M3IN3L TO MALICIOUSLY HACK SYSTEMS.  IN FAKT, SH3 PAID US T0 RM
SUCCEED.NET S0 SH3 COULD WR1T3 AB0UT IT IN H3R DUMB B00K.  SH3
IZ TH3 REAL CR1M1NAL.  ARR3ST H3R DUMB FAT AZZ AND W3 M1GHT QUIT.

1F YOU WANT US TO STOP C0MPL3T3LY, PAY 0UR RANS0M DEMANDS AND HAV3 
ONE OF YOUR DUMB AZZ FEDS SH00T THAT CRACKWH0RE CAROLYN MEINEL. SHE 
1Z THE S0LE REAS0N WE ARE D0ING TH1S.  



HFG PO3TRY FOR Y0U:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We're HFG
Now don't get shook
Just 'cause we gave ya
A brand new look

Hack for babes
Is what we do
And boxes like this
We love to screw

Just watch your ports
And don't you sass
You fuck with us,
We'll own yer dumb ass!

Some say we're pussies,
Yes it's true.
We're what we eat,
So what are you?

We're HFG
We have a truck
We get our girls
And then we SCREW

We're HFG
Who the HELL are you?



HFG 1S PROUD TO 0FFER OUR N3W S3CURITY TRAIN1NG SEMINARZ 1N
A NEWD13 BAR N3AR YOU.  F0R 5344.99 +TAX, YOUR ADM1NZ CAN L3ARN 
H0W N0T T0 G1VE UP R00T SO 3ASILY.  TOO G00D TO B3 TRUE YOU ASK?
C0NSIDER WE R00TED TH1S B0X OFF 'RD1ST' (H1 SH1MMY! WE R00T3D 
YOU T00!) IN .8 S3CONDS.
NOT BAD HUH?





W3 AR3 TH3 GR3Y HAT _ROBIN HOODS_ 0F HACK1NG!
W3 FEEL UP TH3 R1CH, AND L1V3 F0R M0RE!


PL3ASE V1S1T AND SUPPORT S1TES WE D0N'T 0WN:

FREE KEVIN YA DUMB WHOREZ!

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD OUR SEMINAR...

FIGHT THESE CRIMINALS
THE GOOD GUYS

THESE GUYS R00L